#I say like I’m 50
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A live reaction of me watching the first episode of 911: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN GAY THIS WHOLE TIME WHY HAVENT I EVER HEARD OF THE LESBIANS?!
My friend who knew I was excited to watch a bi character on tv: So you could have been watching it for years?
Me making disgruntled noises: Yes and I need to learn how to do research
#none of this is important#911 abc#but like#why did no one tell me about henren?#I love them so much?#all I ever heard about on this hell site was buddie so I just assumed that there weren’t really queer characters already#but there are multiple???#because also Josh#also cheating arcs are whack#I say like I’m 50
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Look where lieutenant?
#columbo#babygirl but I’m saying it in a deep voice like them tiktok sounds#I would post on twt but im scared I’ll get annihilated if I posted it there#I did the Saul pose too but I caught that the pose I drew was wrong and am going to fix#pleaseeeee please don’t get discouraged you should also draw columbo in this pose too!! there should be like 50 different versions#his arch Is killing me 😭😭😭🗿
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He's sensitive about that
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wwx contextualizing when the xue yang stuff happened via years post mortem is so morbidly funny to me#now that his ´secret’ (kept for…2 days tops) is ‘out’ he really says whatever he wants to#i mean. not like it’s any change from before. WWX traded acting fruity to talking about his body decomposing#That’s how it works in courtship right? Talking about each other’s tragic deaths *is* the next step…right?#I’m glad to finally have an oppertunity to draw soggy eyes lwj#the depth of pain trapped in his orbs….much to ponder about#lwj has always been a very sensitive boy. An Orchid boy if you will; won’t die so easily at neglect#but needs special care to truly flourish#Oh! Happy comic number 50!#I’m proud of myself for getting this far B*) thank you to everyone who’s been along for the ride! heres to 100 more!
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you would think after all the yapping i do about these losers i would have a plethora of art uploaded … no… so here is my first kantrio post lol
i did these over the last month while watching the olympic weightlifting and jamming to kpop (stan red velvet and kiss of life BTW!!!)
#pokemon#pkmn#trainer red#rival blue#trainer leaf#i made them classy and smoke from a joint idk maybe i should of done the classic aussie teen experience and make them smoke from a water#bottle bong 🤩 red is a massive foodie so ofc he has the multiple options of snacks ready lol my go-to fried food was a capriccosia pizza 😭#i’m always conflicted on the blue smoking hc (just cigarettes yall lol) i often see fanart of professor blue smoking and i see the vision#50/50??? let me ask the audience 🗣️ i think i’m bias cause i am cursed with thinking men who smoke are extremely attractive lmao#there is 100% lore behind that second piece but i am so burnt out and i don’t think it’ll fit in tags lol#also just have a raging fear of sharing anything kantrio related LOL like raging projectile vomiting level anxiety#blue fears repeating the toxic cycles he grew up in but oops he’s doing exactly that in the second piece 🧐#wowzers … as kieran would say lol … i love writing and thinking about blue and his emotional growth over those 3 years red was missing#but hey sometimes something hurts so badly it takes you back to that sad and scared child version of yourself right?#strength to me is like: red >>>>>>> leaf >> blue🤷🏻♀️ they technically both canonically beat blue in gamecanon so … my girl is strong sorry#ain’t standing shy timid leaf in this house …#also - despite being acespec myself i didn’t know demi was under the ace umbrella! i think it suits red super well imo :p#pan aswell bc i don’t think he gaf 😭 also shout out to one of my fave pkmn artists kiriato 🫶🏻🤧 i was going through such bad art block and#their work inspired all of these :3 i love their stuff sm espcially their comics 🥹 i drew all of these using their brush sets too!!!#trainer blue#blue pokemon#red pokemon#leaf pokemon#pokemon art#pokemon fanart#pokemon frlg#trainer green#rival green#my art <3#kanto au
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i don’t know what the fuck to think or feel. heart feeling so heavy
#think i was clinging to the idea that the boys didn’t know or care about him personally and i still don’t want to think that’s the case but#if we’re being realistic they know. they have to know#and everyone in the comments preaching about how bin doesn’t know anything about p*th outside of music has to be new levels of delusional#they’re idols yeah. they’re also humans with access to the internet and we know damn well they read everything we say to them#chris is on fucking skz tiktok like. wake up#it’s like 50% the fact that it was posted in the first place that’s getting to me and 50% the ignorance and babying in the comments#i just feel like fucking shit. my anxiety hasn’t felt this bad in so long#*musings#don’t even think i’m capable of being impartial or coherent rn i just needed to get this off my chest somewhere#like it’s one thing to collab with him on a professional basis and another to post a selfie like you’re friends#wish this song didn’t exist to be so real
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how do batteries work :(
(plus the full screenshot bc i can’t decide if it’s funnier cropped or not cropped)
#he’s so harrowed#idk why i’m picture them showing up for a therapy session with me#this couple comes in and i’m like ok what’s going on guys#and they sit down#one of them just looks at me like they’re gonna cry and just says “how do batteries work”#the other one pats them on the shoulder supportively like “it’s okay. i know this is hard. you’re so brave.”#and i’m there like#guys you know i’m a therapist right i can’t tell you how batteries work#but i’ve already noticed about 50 things just in the 15 seconds you’ve been in here that warrant us to have follow up sessions#dnp#dan and phil#amazingphil#dan howell#wdapteo 4#wdapteo 2023#yeet my deet#phan#yeet my deenp#bog#pp42??#image description in alt
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speaking of shidou and karasu in my mind their relationship is just that one tik tok audio that’s like “is it me or are we BEST FRIENDS 😄⁉️💖” “yeah…i mean i’m definitely YOUR best friend 😟 and that’s great for you!!”
#i have (minimal) canon basis for this but anyways their relationship is very interesting to me#because the way shidou treats karasu is…different to how he treats the others?? not in the way he treats sae obviously#it feels like karasu is like the only one shidou would probably consider a friend#in the sense that idt shidou would let half of the stuff karasu says slide from other characters#I CAN’T PUT PANELS IN THE TAGS BUT THIS MAKES SENSE IF YOU SQUINT AND TILT YOUR HEAD OKAY#i don’t fw shidou like that though so idk…true shidou lovers feel free to scroll and shake your head at me or smth idk#i have a fairly basic understanding of him because i’ve never cared enough to look deeper into him as he’s not a personal fav of mine#okay 50 disclaimers out of the way fandom goblins please don’t jump me i’m hitting post now#karasu tabito#shidou ryusei#bllk#m’s thoughts
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ladies and gentlemen. we got em
#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb#STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED#that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this#is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk)#to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so#but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT.#I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family#and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s#like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional#he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr#dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit#rambling#kiryu#yakuza#rgg#rgg8
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I am once again going down the rabbit hole of trying to figure out the ages of the Gallifrey characters
#idk why my brain gets so caught up on this but it does#I’m also talking like start of gallifrey because I’m not getting into all that for them now#what bothers me the most is that we’ve got basically nothing on Narvin#I can’t remember for sure but I don’t even think we know what regeneration he’s on#I don’t think it would be hard to assume his first but also it could not be#like for brax we know he’s older than the doctor so that puts him at at least 1000#and romana is around 600 years younger than the doctor so she’d be around 400#and then I’m going with 50 ish for leela because we don’t know her actual age so I’m using Louise jamesons age plus the time she spent#married to andred#also with romana that’s assuming that her and the doctor experienced the same amount of time in between them traveling together and the#start of gallifrey#I guess that could also count for brax too but whatever#for narvin what we’ve got is that he was above the rank of a junior agent under vansell during the time of the fourth doctor#(at least probably)#so we can make the assumption that he wasn’t fresh out of the academy/cia training#which makes me inclined to say that he’s older than romana#but that’s really all I’ve got on him#doctor who#gallifrey#romana#irving braxiatel#narvin#leela#clearly this is a subject I am normal about#if anyone else makes it this far in my rant and has any insights I’d love to hear them
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The story behind the pictures
“At first Elvis sent photographs at no charge, but when the requests multiplied, he requested twenty-five cents for each picture or eight cents a piece for mass orders. One of the first pictures he sent out was a dreamy-eyed head shot— the result of Elvis’ first professional photo session
‘He came off like dynamite,’ recalled Bill Speer, whose lens captured Presley in late 1954. ‘As soon as I sat him in front of the camera, I knew he had it’. Speer’s wife, Vacil, was certainly impressed the evening Bob Neal brought Elvis to the studio. ‘Oh, I opened that door, and his animal charm, his animal magnetism!’
When Bill finished taking the requisite portraits of Elvis in a sports coat and shirt, the photographer said, ‘Well, if that’s all the clothes you brought, I guess we’re done’
‘No honey,’ Vacil protested. ‘Get him to take his shirt off!’. Though the young singer at first protested, he at last shyly unbuttoned his shirt and slipped it off
When he was later sent copies of the shirt-less shots, Elvis scrutinized one of them and scribbled on the back ‘This one has got to go! Ha ha ha!’
Elvis returned to Speer’s studio to have some portrait shots of his girlfriend, Barbara Hearn. During this meeting, Speer thinks he may have offended Elvis. According to Speer, while he was concentrating on photographing Barbara, Elvis was in the next room and began singing, when Speer said, ‘Stop the racket! I’m trying to take a picture’. After that, Speer never met Elvis again…”
(story courtesy of “Down at the End of the Lonely Street” by Pat Broeske & Peter Brown and the website Elvis Echoes of the Past)
#there’s so much to unpack here lmaooo#Vacil is as shameless as I would have been#like telling him to take his shirt off and saying he has an ‘animal-listic magnetism’ ?!?#girl you’re not slick 🤧#and this poor fella scrutinizing one of his own pictures#I wonder which one it was#Elvis was incapable of taking a bad photo idc#I’m crying over the fact that he never returned to the studio after the owner told him to stop singing#I’m living for petty Elvis#elvis presley#elvisaaronpresley#elvis#elvis photos#elvis history#elvis fans#50s Elvis#50s#elvis book excerpts
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overthinking … nooo ……
#god help me I am having too many thoughts#about things that are not even remotely relevant right now#I really need to adopt the “cross that bridge when I come to it” mentality#because sheeeeesh#this is also sort of bestie number two’s fault because she’s the one who asked me all those questions#“what are you going to do if he confesses to you” GIRL I DON’T KNOW! I’m barely trying to establish a friendship right now#but of course now I AM wondering what I’d do#well I’ll tell you one thing I’m not going to be cruel like those kdrama female leads#that break the heart of the guy they like just because they think it’s better to let him go right now#if — IF! — that ever happened#I guess I’d let him express himself and then express myself and explain where I’m at right now#and we’d figure something out#which would be a sign of trust and teamliness I’d say!#but anyway. that’s like step 50. right now I’m on step 3#and who knows if I’ll go beyond this one#it’s actually his job to take the next one (texting me again) and I will NOT jump the gun under any circumstances#so. yep. actually expressing myself here made me calm down and not have so many abstract swirling thoughts#elly's posts#🍮
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once u start reading like. even the bare bones intro beginner disability studies critiques it really does become like impossible 2 ignore how so many movies that involve character going from monstrous/nonhuman -> less monstrous/more human r essentially just ‘disabled character becomes less disabled’ lol
#lisa frankenstein gifset on the dash & suddenly i’m pondering….#also. poor things lol#also like 50% of horror movies#not even necessarily saying that these kinds of movies need 2 be unequivocally condemned as like Morally Bad etc but just#it’s like wild how deeply our cultural ideas of disability as like subhuman r entrenched#i mean even the etymology of the word ‘monster’ is tied 2 disability so!#more than 50% of horror movies if i’m being serious…#but also much of the time attempts 2 shore up the boundaries of ‘humanity’ r deeply conservative so. again unsurprising!#txt
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wow crazy how there’s no free sti testing to be had where i live. crazyyyy
#i found a county clinic that will test for everything except herpes for $50. dirt cheap compared to the $300-$400 they charge elsewhere#so i’m doing that which is good#but jesus christ if you’re uninsured (or like me and your insurance doesn’t cover anything at all) they really say fuck you#yet another reason for me to go celibate LOL#blushing#personal
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I just want it to be known that I get that Octavian cutting open stuffed animals for prophecies is better than killing animals.
But like-
If that fucker harmed a single one of my stuffed animals, those assholes would have needed to find a new way to get those prophecies bc it’s on sight.
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#pjo#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#octavian pjo#octavian hoo#like good for him#but I would kill him#on sight#I’m not above murder#mfs would see if dead bodies can work for prophecies#I’m like 50/50 on Octavian#I’m just neutral with him#in another universe hoo was written better#pjo hoo toa tsats#pjo hoo#hoo#pjo toa hoo#Octavian and Percy#I’d rather Octavian over calypso#just saying 🤷🏻#fuck u calypso you know what you did.#my stuffed animals are my comfort items#I still have plushies from when I was born#anyone harms them and it’s on sight
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“Zuko would have jumped in front of Azula’s lighting bolt for anyone!”
Yes! And? Katara would’ve given the “I’ll make sure your destiny ends right then and there, permanently.” speech, to anyone who threatened the life of a loved one. Whether it be Aang, Sokka, Toph, Hakota, etc. Hell, she’d defend an innocent stranger that way, and she has. Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen Zuko take a lightning bolt for someone else besides Katara— oh wait, we haven’t (he still would though ofc).
Regardless, it’s the same point, inverted.
“Zuko would die for any of his friends” and “Katara would kill for any of her friends” are foil characterization traits; not opposing arguments.
#nvm that katara kind of HAS to say she’ll kill anyone who hurts aang because he’s the avatar and the fate of the entire world hinges on him#not to state the obvious but some yall need basic reminders like ‘‘katara’s entire life revolves around aang’s success in defeating ozai’’#so here we are#alright#gonna leave this here and run away like cartoon character after placing a very obvious bomb 🏃♀️💨 💣🧨#i hate that i can’t just say something in this fandom without there being a 50/50 chance someone may react to it as if they have rabies#whatever#i’m in the trenches#we are all racoons#we’re all in the same dumpster together#so let’s get the dumpster fire going. alright who’s got the matches?#atla#atla meta#atla discourse#katara#zuko#zutara#aang#kataang critical#i guess#zutara meta#anti anti zutara#it’s all so stupid tbh i wish this wasn’t even discourse#zuko atla#katara atla#aang atla
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I love love love that the ccs will be forced to use the translator in order to communicate with the new ccs joining qsmp because that’s what it’s there for!!!!! it’s a translator!!! use it to translate, even if both of you are able to speak the same language!
I don’t see enough people use the translator, especially when the ccs are both able to speak (usually) english, and it’s still great that they can speak easier if they speak the same language, but the language barrier is one of the causes for the creation of the qsmp! Let the language barrier be a barrier in the first place, and let the translator do the work it was meant to do!
Let people who physically can’t speak the same language interact! It’s part of what makes qsmp qsmp, and even though it has impacted hugely just from adding people who generally create content and talk in different languages, I do think it somewhat lacks in the people speaking different languages category, because while that is true, it is also somewhat untrue in that all of the ccs can speak one of the same language (usually english), even if they’re not a natural at it!
Now, that’s not a bad thing at all! But, it does blur the speaking different languages problem that was meant to occur in qsmp. They speak different languages! Let them speak whatever language they want and let the translator do the work! Again, that is what it is there for! It is a translator! (I’m looking at you twitter)
And even if it takes a million repeats of the same sentence for someone to finally get what another person is trying to say, a hundred fuck-ups of the translation or a thousand language barrier/cultural miscommunications, again, qsmp was made for this to happen! It was made so people who come from different backgrounds and are usually unable to interact because of cultural/language barriers can interact, whether it start out negative or positive!
And I trust them (the ccs and fans) to communicate if controversy/confusion happens culturally and language-wise, and (hopefully) for the fans to not turn anything minor** into a huge drama, so I am extremely excited to see the ccs be forced into using the translator!
#I love love love when people use the translator so much like YOU CAN SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND STILL UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER#I just find it so fucking cool as someone who can only speak english fluently#qsmp#qsmp 2024#I love hearing people talk in their native langauges even if I don’t understand shit it’s like woah you can speak and understand this whole#vocabulary without a second thought and I can’t??? Speak to me more in hopes that I will someday because I WANT TO#I want to learn languages so bad but I am caught between two to learn first because i cannot speak my own secondary language that more than#50% of my relatives CAN so I’m like I should learn that first but also spanish french and portuguese is RIGHT THERE and the one I should#learn first is so much harder to learn because of accessibility to lessons and just people who can teach it in general and also school lol#I’m not gonna say the language because I’m 90% sure nobody will know what it is but it is a tonal language which makes it much harder to#learn
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